Dark interior, spookycool biomorphic metalwork on the patio, fireplace in-the-round inside. Good bartenders, tasty food, sweet deals at happy hour, and a nice ambience if it weren’t for the yuppy mating season vibe. It is comforting to know, however, that every type of person has a place where they can go and be with their kind and inflict neither their fuzzy high-heeled boots nor their office-work jargon on the rest of us. Unless you enjoy hearing bores in suits lecture you on the arcana of anejo tequila while trying to look down your shirt, stay away. Stay far away.